1 00:00:50,570 --> 00:00:52,830 You missed a secondary alarm system. 2 00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:56,470 I knew you weren't paying attention. This is not the time or the place. We 3 00:00:56,470 --> 00:00:57,470 need to get down. 4 00:00:58,710 --> 00:01:00,150 How high do you reckon we are? 5 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:02,270 Oh, can't look. 6 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:03,489 Scared of heights. 7 00:01:03,490 --> 00:01:04,468 I'm sorry. 8 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:05,470 What? 9 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:14,410 It's like the Waldorf Astoria all over again, isn't it? 10 00:01:14,730 --> 00:01:15,850 Here's to the Waldorf. 11 00:01:23,980 --> 00:01:24,980 Thanks. 12 00:02:01,940 --> 00:02:02,940 Maurice, 13 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:09,039 I was just admiring Barbara's bracelet. 14 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,820 Peter was wondering where you bought it. 15 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:16,200 Where I bought it? My late wife collected Aubrey jewellery for years. 16 00:02:16,940 --> 00:02:21,000 This particular piece is rather rare. Is that right? In fact, they've become so 17 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:26,240 sought after that an example of this very design was stolen from Geneva safe 18 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,080 deposit some years ago. How interesting. 19 00:02:28,460 --> 00:02:29,660 It was somewhere in Paris. 20 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:33,320 Remember, you told that funny story about the little man with the cigarette? 21 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:35,760 He offered you double what you paid for it. 22 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,080 Remember? 23 00:02:43,109 --> 00:02:47,730 Yes, yes, yeah, of course I do. It was a shop in the Rue Royale. 24 00:02:48,170 --> 00:02:51,090 It was almost 20 years ago, though I'm sure it's long gone now. 25 00:02:51,310 --> 00:02:52,310 Yes, I'm sure it is. 26 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:57,170 But if you ever become bored with it, do let me know. I'd be delighted to add it 27 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,230 to Laura's collection. 28 00:02:58,850 --> 00:02:59,850 Of course. 29 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:03,870 But I could never part with it. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. 30 00:03:04,570 --> 00:03:08,650 Its loveliness increases and will never pass into nothingness. 31 00:03:09,030 --> 00:03:10,030 Keats. 32 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:26,360 I wasn't. I was, er... I was just, erm... polishing it, you know. 33 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:29,620 Bloody hell. 34 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:31,920 Damn it. 35 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:33,880 Sid Woolsey. 36 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:35,380 Look at you. 37 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:37,240 What's it been? 38 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,140 30 years? At least. 39 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,260 You look great. 40 00:03:41,740 --> 00:03:42,740 How are you? 41 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,400 Oh, I'm not that happy with you, if that's what you mean. 42 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,720 Really? 43 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,400 Why? I thought we had an agreement. 44 00:03:50,620 --> 00:03:54,900 If neither of us was married in 25 years' time, we were going to meet at 45 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,080 the top of the Eiffel Tower. 46 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,100 Remember? Oh, Vic. 47 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:00,700 Three days I waited. 48 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:06,360 I assumed you were married, but now I see that you're not. 49 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,440 I had the ticket and everything. 50 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:13,000 There was a baggage strike and the taxi broke down on the way to the airport. 51 00:04:13,140 --> 00:04:14,840 The whole thing was just a total... It's OK, it's OK. 52 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,740 I'm joking, it's a joke. 53 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:19,140 Oh. 54 00:04:19,529 --> 00:04:20,429 All right. 55 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,790 Did you really? 56 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:24,490 No. 57 00:04:25,690 --> 00:04:32,090 No, I'm just... You just caught me completely unawares and I was just... 58 00:04:32,090 --> 00:04:36,010 I never forgot you. 59 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:37,770 Same here. 60 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:42,450 I suppose you never really forget the first time lightning strikes. 61 00:04:43,810 --> 00:04:46,270 And that was some lightning. 62 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,990 It certainly was. 63 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:51,700 Sid? We're ready. 64 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:00,020 Sidney? 65 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:03,440 Janet? I don't remember her name, Janet. 66 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:06,940 No, well, you've never met her before, but I told you about her. Really? 67 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,100 Yes. Many, many times. We were engaged. 68 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:10,819 Oh, right. 69 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:14,200 Well, that's not exactly a short list, that one. Who is it, Sid? 70 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:15,820 Go on, then. 71 00:05:16,469 --> 00:05:17,469 Janet Rigby. 72 00:05:17,890 --> 00:05:18,890 Remind me again. 73 00:05:19,110 --> 00:05:23,190 Soon as I saw her, all the old feelings came flooding back. 74 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:26,630 30 years later and me heart's still pounding. 75 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,210 That's so romantic. 76 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:31,230 You don't like her, do you? I never said that. 77 00:05:31,470 --> 00:05:33,410 You did that thing with your eyebrows, that. 78 00:05:33,690 --> 00:05:34,690 Roger Moore. 79 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:36,630 You've never liked any of my girlfriends. 80 00:05:37,030 --> 00:05:38,030 It is true, Morris. 81 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:39,390 It is not true. 82 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:42,290 Besides, she's not your girlfriend. She's your long-distance ex. 83 00:05:42,730 --> 00:05:44,710 That is up for debate at the moment. 84 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,980 She gave him her number, didn't she, Sid? 85 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,660 The evening. 86 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:07,660 Lovely. A bit OTT, obviously. That's Malcolm. 87 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:11,900 I think Peter's rather charming. Of course you do. He was chatting you up 88 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:12,900 all evening. 89 00:06:13,630 --> 00:06:15,450 Well, if he was, he wasn't doing a very good job of it. 90 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:17,450 We were talking about his dead wife. 91 00:06:17,690 --> 00:06:20,290 Oh, me. The old dead wife routine. 92 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:23,750 It wasn't that long ago he lost her. 93 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,050 He doted on her, apparently. 94 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:31,230 And I suspect he didn't try to fob her off with stolen jewelry. 95 00:06:32,410 --> 00:06:35,570 Maurice, this is the one piece you swore. Barbara? 96 00:06:36,290 --> 00:06:39,510 Who gave you this bracelet the day that Grace was born? 97 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:41,810 And? What? 98 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:43,580 Did you pay for it or not? 99 00:06:44,260 --> 00:06:45,520 Yes, I paid for it. 100 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 I've got the papers. 101 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,420 Good. 102 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,040 What are you doing? 103 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:05,120 Well, I'm obviously going skiing, aren't I? 104 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:09,020 Do you want me to give you a lift, or is Sheila picking you up? Actually, I'm not 105 00:07:09,020 --> 00:07:10,260 playing with Sheila. I'm playing with Kuta. 106 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:12,290 And his friends. 107 00:07:13,750 --> 00:07:15,490 They're down one for a game of four. 108 00:07:15,730 --> 00:07:17,210 You mentioned it last night. 109 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:21,290 Oh, well, it's lucky I didn't go for a walk down by the estuary, isn't it? I 110 00:07:21,290 --> 00:07:24,590 wouldn't have known where you'd gone, would I? I am the wife of Maurice Riley. 111 00:07:24,790 --> 00:07:27,970 If I was trying to sneak out of here, I'd make a better job of it than this, 112 00:07:28,030 --> 00:07:29,030 believe me. 113 00:07:31,790 --> 00:07:34,430 I remember I quite enjoyed golf. 114 00:07:35,470 --> 00:07:39,830 Played a round or two, didn't we? Morris, you came once, got as far as the 115 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:44,610 fourth tee, by which time you had snapped three clubs in a fit of fury 116 00:07:44,610 --> 00:07:49,170 before declaring, rather loudly, that golf was a game for people who hated 117 00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:54,130 sport, run by neo-Nazis obsessed with etiquette, who obviously had some sort 118 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:59,170 of deep-seated polyester fetish, if the on-course fashion was anything to go by. 119 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:01,110 Did I? 120 00:08:01,629 --> 00:08:06,110 Oh, morning, Barbara. Um, Maurice, quick word. Next door, when you're ready. 121 00:08:08,850 --> 00:08:11,010 Sorry, I keep leaving the latch on. 122 00:08:12,630 --> 00:08:14,910 Oh, that'll be Peter. He's picking me up. 123 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:22,290 Couldn't have put it better myself. 124 00:08:23,810 --> 00:08:24,850 Men like that. 125 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:27,490 Think they're entitled to whatever they want. 126 00:08:27,870 --> 00:08:29,470 Yeah. Thing is... 127 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:31,820 They usually get it at all. 128 00:08:33,659 --> 00:08:36,760 Oh, beautiful set of wheels, that. 129 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:38,980 Bentley Continental S3. 130 00:08:40,159 --> 00:08:42,919 Bony, fiery chick trawlers they are. What did you want anyway? 131 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:47,800 Sticking around my door like some demented cuckoo. Will you stop doing 132 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,400 that? Yeah, what do you reckon? 133 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:53,740 Blue shirt, grey slacks, sets off me eyes? 134 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:56,360 Or should I go for you more sort of... 135 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:59,350 Casual linen chino with cheesecloth shirt. 136 00:08:59,570 --> 00:09:00,570 What are you on about? 137 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:01,830 Janet. 138 00:09:02,510 --> 00:09:04,290 I'm taking her out for a drive this afternoon. 139 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,510 You haven't got a car? 140 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:08,190 Yeah, well, that was something else I was going to ask you about. 141 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:09,509 Right. 142 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:11,510 What's to the hoogie, Morris? 143 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:13,770 What's he doing here? 144 00:09:14,110 --> 00:09:18,030 He's, er, keeping on the sofa bed just until his unemployment kicks in. 145 00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:21,590 Dad, he haven't got any change off you. Hang on. I'll just see. 146 00:09:23,950 --> 00:09:26,130 It's a bit early to start drinking, isn't it? 147 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,520 He's driven me to it. 148 00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:28,740 Look at this place. 149 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,500 He's tied it all up for some reason. Can't kick back in this, man. 150 00:09:31,740 --> 00:09:33,400 Yeah. Here's your fiver. 151 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:35,700 Fiver, that's it. 152 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,160 Watch out, liver. Here I come. 153 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:48,300 By the way, er... Just so you know... I haven't told him everything. 154 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:49,860 What do you mean? 155 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,340 About me and Janet. 156 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,940 That we were engaged. 157 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:57,060 And I've... bumped into her again. I don't want him worrying. 158 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:02,860 Why would he? Well, if she moves in, can I still keep on the couch, that kind of 159 00:10:02,860 --> 00:10:04,680 thing? Because it is an issue. 160 00:10:05,420 --> 00:10:06,640 It's a one bedroom flat. 161 00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,600 She'd need more privacy. 162 00:10:09,020 --> 00:10:10,560 Have you been hitting the honey nut loose? 163 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:13,920 You're right. 164 00:10:15,020 --> 00:10:16,020 See how it goes. 165 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:18,300 Don't rush things. 166 00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:21,860 Enjoy the drive, and tell him tonight. 167 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:29,040 And anyway, I don't want to just drop a bombshell on him, do I? 168 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:32,360 Sid, are you sure you're doing the right thing? 169 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,700 What do you mean? You and Janet. 170 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:38,520 It was a long time ago, and you were both a lot less set in your ways. 171 00:10:38,780 --> 00:10:41,200 It didn't exactly work out then, did it? 172 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,520 You're never too old to fall in love. 173 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,380 And anyway, with age comes wisdom. 174 00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,760 That can only help our relationship. 175 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:51,960 You see... 176 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:59,080 We've left the trivial superficialities that would a younger people far behind. 177 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:04,320 So, um... What do you think? 178 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,420 Do the checks and this jacket make me look chunky? 179 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:11,940 Thanks for asking me along. 180 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,320 That was great fun. 181 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,740 I'm just pleased you could make it. 182 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:19,160 I don't often meet someone who loves both golf and the romantic poet. 183 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,520 Actually, would you mind popping in for a moment? 184 00:11:22,990 --> 00:11:25,590 Something I'd like to show you. Something I think you'll love. 185 00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:29,990 It won't take long. I promise you. 186 00:11:33,290 --> 00:11:35,150 Wow, look at this place. 187 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:39,170 Butcher, it's been in the family for centuries. 188 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:43,590 Although I have been adding to it rather selectively. 189 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:52,880 Keats. 190 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,340 Second volume of poetry. 191 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,820 First edition. 192 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,220 Printed July 1820. 193 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:01,980 May I? 194 00:12:02,020 --> 00:12:03,500 Please. Feel free. 195 00:12:06,900 --> 00:12:07,940 It's a signed copy. 196 00:12:09,740 --> 00:12:13,500 Gifted simply to Fanny. Fanny Braun. 197 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,520 His lover. 198 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:18,100 Although he also had a sister called Fanny, so we can't be certain. 199 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:21,839 It's incredible. 200 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,920 Isn't it? 201 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,380 Who'd have thought it? 202 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,620 Me and Janet Rigby. 203 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,460 At least I assume that's still your surname. 204 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:39,280 Well, to be honest, Sid, I've had lots of surnames. Three at the last count, 205 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,880 but, yeah, just recently I've gone back to Rigby. 206 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,680 Sounds like we've both been through the wringer since the old days. 207 00:12:46,020 --> 00:12:47,060 I wouldn't say that again. 208 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,440 I wouldn't mind, but... 209 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:52,740 Some women get divorced three times and wind up millionaires. 210 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,360 I've wound up over a shop in Bidmouth. 211 00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,940 You broke my heart, you know. 212 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:02,280 All those years ago. 213 00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:07,020 I think I broke my own while I was at it. 214 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:11,740 It was all so intense and we were so young. 215 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,620 I just got scared. 216 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:17,760 How about now? 217 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:23,630 Now I couldn't be happier 218 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:41,730 Morris 219 00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:48,050 Morris Morris wake up wake up. It's gone 220 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:51,460 The bracelet, the Albury bracelet, it's gone. 221 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,480 Why did you leave it there in the first place? 222 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,940 If I'd known we were going to be burgled, I'd have put it away properly, 223 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,920 wouldn't I? What are you doing? Calling the police. 224 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,740 No, no, you are not. Morris, this is not the time. 225 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,860 For once, you'll have to drop your prejudice. It's not that. I want that 226 00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:11,500 bracelet back. It means too much to me. I understand. 227 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:16,500 But describing it to the police might not be the best idea. You did steal it. 228 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:20,560 All these years, you've been lying to me. 229 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:21,659 No. 230 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,660 Not exactly. 231 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:26,760 I always said that I paid for it. I just never said that I didn't steal it. How 232 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:30,480 can you pay for something and steal it? Look, every job costs money to mount. 233 00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:35,620 This one we lifted from a safety deposit box in a Swiss bank. This is the one 234 00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,760 that Peter was talking about. Jobs like that don't come cheap. You're 235 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,080 unbelievable. There's equipment, there's accommodation, and then there's 236 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:44,460 everyone's cut. Because I didn't want to fence it, I had to pay them all out of 237 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:47,480 our savings. If it was so expensive, why didn't you go out and buy me one? It's 238 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,060 still cheaper than buying in a shop, obviously. 239 00:14:50,820 --> 00:14:54,680 You said you bought it in Paris, in a store off the Rue Royale. 240 00:14:55,340 --> 00:14:57,900 And what about the little man with the cigarette? Did you make him up, too? 241 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,540 No, no, of course not. No, no, that's René the Rat, currently serving six to 242 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:04,400 nine in La Sante. And quite right, too, because he's a double-crossing little 243 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,780 spit. Is nothing sacred to you? It was for Grace. 244 00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:09,200 And you bought me something stolen. 245 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:10,600 Yes, I did. 246 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:17,080 I gave it to you because it was the most beautiful, heartbreaking thing I'd seen 247 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,080 in a long time. 248 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,780 And I gave it because you had just given me... 249 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:24,200 The most beautiful, heartbreaking thing I'd ever seen. 250 00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:26,220 You dealt me an absolute, Barbara. 251 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,640 I couldn't return anything less. 252 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,760 And I'm sorry that I didn't tell you the truth about how I did it. 253 00:15:38,540 --> 00:15:39,540 You're right. 254 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,040 I should have. 255 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:45,460 It's still stolen. 256 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,240 I'll get it back. 257 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:49,140 Don't worry. 258 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,490 I know who did it. 259 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:53,490 Who? 260 00:15:53,790 --> 00:15:54,790 Neither to me. 261 00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:57,390 Really? 262 00:15:59,030 --> 00:16:00,030 I'll get it back. 263 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,190 What do you mean, Sid is unavailable? 264 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:06,710 That's what he said. 265 00:16:07,810 --> 00:16:12,330 He'd like to, but he's unavailable. This is how it starts, every time. OK. 266 00:16:13,110 --> 00:16:15,410 We've got two unidentified sets of prints. 267 00:16:16,150 --> 00:16:17,870 In your hallway and your living room. 268 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:20,810 We're gonna need comparison sets that we know are Rackham's. 269 00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:22,490 Rackham? 270 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,270 Well, why would he take the bracelet? 271 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,190 He's not exactly short of a bob or two, is he? He's a collector. 272 00:16:28,130 --> 00:16:29,870 Collectors will stop at nothing to get what they want. 273 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,110 It's like I said. 274 00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:32,930 Prints. Clean lift. 275 00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:35,470 Ideally from a flat, polished surface. 276 00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:38,690 How about the worn-out dashboard of a Bentley S3? 277 00:16:40,950 --> 00:16:42,770 Sorry to drag you away, Sidney. 278 00:16:43,050 --> 00:16:44,530 Oh, all right. 279 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,260 Keys, what are the chances of that? 280 00:17:43,219 --> 00:17:47,600 What? What are you doing? 281 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,780 I actually think it was in one of these that I first kissed Janet. 282 00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:53,920 Well, if you don't hurry up, it'll be in one of these and I'll club you to death 283 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,680 with a gear stick. Come on! 284 00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,840 We've got the prince. Let's get out of here! 285 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,100 Are you listening to me? 286 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,920 Imagine a face if I picked her up in this. 287 00:18:09,140 --> 00:18:11,340 You're already in a yellow cart from earlier to... 288 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:15,170 It's him? 289 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,740 Mo, come on. Hey. 290 00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:03,260 Not a word! 291 00:19:03,940 --> 00:19:05,100 Not a word! 292 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,500 Don't! 293 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,700 Well, of course I didn't see him. We had an estrangement. 294 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,420 You should have seen him. He's on a slippery slope. 295 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:21,719 I'm sure he's fine. 296 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:25,500 You don't understand. Sid is both our driver and our memory man. 297 00:19:25,740 --> 00:19:26,740 Might I? 298 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:33,280 I never said... falls in love, he loses focus, he falls apart. 299 00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:39,920 You pretend you're dumb, but deep down, you've got a real care inside, haven't 300 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:44,700 you? The last time Sid fell in love, he drove us through a women's department 301 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:49,000 store during a high-speed getaway, trailing half a mile of ladies' frillies 302 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:52,160 up the old Kent Road, made us all a little conspicuous. Yeah, I see what 303 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,160 you're saying. 304 00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,440 You're in the way again, Morris. 305 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,640 Anyway, I haven't even got a job on at the moment, so it doesn't really matter, 306 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:00,880 does it? Well, I suppose not. 307 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,460 And I've got to concentrate on Alan's do. 308 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:09,120 Do you think a man and a woman can ever be just friends? 309 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,380 No chance. 310 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:18,720 Anyway, are you gonna give his hand with this stuff or what? 311 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,940 Oh. Take that as a no, then. 312 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:24,960 Come to the window. 313 00:20:29,789 --> 00:20:31,850 Madame, your carriage awaits. 314 00:20:51,010 --> 00:20:57,550 So, I've told you all about my three marriages and all those surnames, but 315 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,690 what about you? 316 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:01,640 They? Did you ever find the one? 317 00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,080 Yeah. 318 00:21:03,740 --> 00:21:04,740 All times. 319 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:10,080 Three cleaned me out, the fourth one, well, she just disappeared. 320 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,340 What? Just like that? 321 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,800 I mean, no explanation, nothing? 322 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:20,200 We were in a department store and she vanished while I was in ladies' 323 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,240 underwear. 324 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:24,920 Not literally, I mean, that was the department I was in at the time. 325 00:21:27,110 --> 00:21:28,110 That's harsh. 326 00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:29,190 I let it down. 327 00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:32,650 We were due to go on honeymoon three years late. 328 00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:36,150 Maurice got pneumonia, so I cancelled it. 329 00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:40,110 Well, I couldn't leave my best mate lying on his sickbed, could I? 330 00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:43,150 Anyway, that was the last straw. 331 00:21:43,930 --> 00:21:47,830 The next day we went into town and she obviously decided enough was enough. 332 00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:53,910 Since then, it's just been me and Joe, Maurice, Barbara and Grace. 333 00:22:00,129 --> 00:22:02,350 Fingerprint analysis coming through now, Moe. 334 00:22:05,650 --> 00:22:06,930 No doubt, Moe. 335 00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:08,850 Rackham was in your flat. 336 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:10,930 Okay, Nick, thank you. 337 00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:13,670 He was there. 338 00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,190 Definite match. 339 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:17,550 Part two, then. 340 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,570 He has the item. We get it back. 341 00:22:20,970 --> 00:22:25,450 We do our tech recce now, locate any safes, alarms, and then tonight we do 342 00:22:25,450 --> 00:22:26,249 the job. 343 00:22:26,250 --> 00:22:27,270 How do you know he won't be in? 344 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:30,480 Because Babs has a golf competition this afternoon. 345 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880 It's an away match. 346 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,840 And as captain, he should be there. 347 00:22:34,140 --> 00:22:35,140 Should be? 348 00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,740 You don't know for sure? 349 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,960 No, we don't. 350 00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:40,800 Hello, love. We're here to fix your phone line. 351 00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:42,920 I don't think there's anything wrong with it, is there? 352 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,760 Fittles from Munner? Yes. 353 00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,320 As far as I know, the telephone line's fine. 354 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,960 I was using it earlier. 355 00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,440 Right. 356 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,680 It says here an intermittent fault. 357 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,219 Oh, well. 358 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,440 If you say there's no problem. 359 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,100 We're not going to go looking for work, are we? 360 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:00,179 Thanks anyway. 361 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,180 No, wait. 362 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,200 Let me check it. 363 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,080 There is a fault. 364 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,120 There is a fault. 365 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:11,540 There is a fault. 366 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,160 There is a fault. 367 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,960 Just need to take a run around your extensions, check you're not faulting to 368 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,659 Earth anywhere. 369 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:25,220 Do you need me to show you where the alarm is? No, don't worry. You just get 370 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:26,220 on with what you're doing. 371 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:27,360 It's only too late. 372 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,680 Janet! 373 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:51,560 No! 374 00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:53,660 No, you're not interrupting anything. 375 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,380 No, I was just, er, relaxing. 376 00:23:58,200 --> 00:23:59,820 Yeah, you know, chilling. 377 00:24:00,120 --> 00:24:01,120 Yeah. 378 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:04,120 Yeah? 379 00:24:04,580 --> 00:24:05,580 Oh, lovely. 380 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,100 No, the weather, yes. 381 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:11,380 Yeah, it'll be all right as long as the rain keeps off, won't it? Yeah. 382 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:18,480 Headley! 383 00:24:18,580 --> 00:24:20,780 Sid's lost the plot. You'd better go and check out the alarm system. 384 00:24:45,230 --> 00:24:46,790 Yeah, no, I agree with you. 385 00:24:47,310 --> 00:24:48,530 We should do that, yeah? 386 00:24:49,410 --> 00:24:50,410 Definitely, yeah. 387 00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:51,870 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 388 00:24:52,570 --> 00:24:54,630 Don't want to put you under any pressure. 389 00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:56,630 Yeah. 390 00:24:57,410 --> 00:24:58,410 No, you're right. 391 00:24:58,730 --> 00:24:59,730 Yeah. 392 00:25:02,950 --> 00:25:05,250 What do you mean, you've got nothing to wear? 393 00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:06,930 I don't mind. 394 00:25:07,670 --> 00:25:09,550 Yeah, that'll be all right. 395 00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:11,690 Oh, snooker. 396 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:15,500 No, I mean if I do that I might snooker myself, you never know. 397 00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:46,890 Not as straightforward as we thought. 398 00:25:52,430 --> 00:25:55,470 Come on, guys. Come on. This way. Come on. Out of here. 399 00:26:06,570 --> 00:26:07,950 Oh, look. Another. 400 00:26:18,199 --> 00:26:20,180 Yes, looks like it. Phone's back on. 401 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:23,920 And we've updated your broadband filters, so everything should be as good 402 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:25,960 as new. Oh, good. Well, thanks for coming over. 403 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,200 Yeah, no problem. 404 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:29,920 Mrs Perkins, we're ready for some sherry. 405 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,340 All right, Mr Rackham, I'll bring it through now. 406 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:01,300 Well, Maurice, what the hell exactly were you doing at Peter's? I was about 407 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:05,440 to ask you the exact same thing. You said you were at golf. I was. Peter had 408 00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:08,480 a new bar in to show me. I had every reason to be there. As did I. 409 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,580 I was there trying to get your bracelet back. 410 00:27:11,820 --> 00:27:15,400 What? I was recceing to see where he stashed it. 411 00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:16,960 Where Peter had? 412 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:18,520 Peter Reckham? Yes. 413 00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:20,660 You think he stole it? Yes. 414 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:22,040 Maurice! What? 415 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:26,380 He... He didn't do it. Of course he didn't. Young Nick has already brushed 416 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:27,039 for Prince. 417 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:28,340 He's been in the flat. 418 00:27:29,780 --> 00:27:30,780 Barbara. 419 00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,680 Barbara? 420 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:36,300 I know. 421 00:27:37,020 --> 00:27:38,020 What? 422 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:44,260 I invited him up here for a coffee after he gave me a lift from golf. 423 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,540 You did what? 424 00:27:46,900 --> 00:27:50,630 My... God, why didn't you say something? Why didn't you tell me he was round 425 00:27:50,630 --> 00:27:52,970 here? I was worried that you might overreact. 426 00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,750 In any case, it doesn't mean that he did it. 427 00:27:58,710 --> 00:28:01,550 He would never do a thing like that. Really? 428 00:28:01,790 --> 00:28:03,370 Of course not. Why? 429 00:28:03,890 --> 00:28:08,830 Because. Because what? He was gagging for it at the party. He was not. He was 430 00:28:08,830 --> 00:28:09,830 gagging for something. 431 00:28:10,410 --> 00:28:14,990 Well, that's out in the open now. Good. Because you were doing a very... 432 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:18,750 indifferent job of keeping your jealousy under wraps. 433 00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:22,210 We're friends, that's all. Oh, come on. 434 00:28:22,490 --> 00:28:24,090 Oh, Morris, decide which. 435 00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:27,710 He's either a Lothario or a thief. He's upper class. He'll be both. 436 00:28:27,990 --> 00:28:28,990 You bigot. 437 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:35,230 Peter is a gentleman from a long line. Oh, there we go. A long... He's tricking 438 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,450 you. We're feudal. We don't fumble. 439 00:28:37,870 --> 00:28:39,810 From a long line of gentlemen. 440 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,590 He would never dream of... 441 00:28:44,170 --> 00:28:45,830 Either of the things you accuse him of. 442 00:28:47,030 --> 00:28:50,450 If you were a little more refined, Morris, you would realise that what you 443 00:28:50,450 --> 00:28:54,070 are guilty of here is nothing more than commoner garden jealousy. 444 00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:55,390 Jealous? Me? 445 00:28:55,770 --> 00:28:58,610 I'm not jealous. I know who I am. 446 00:28:59,410 --> 00:29:02,570 I just can't bear him pulling the wool over your eyes. 447 00:29:04,490 --> 00:29:08,850 Rackham is not a gentleman. He's a common thief, just like your husband. 448 00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:13,470 What are you doing? 449 00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,360 What does it look like, speaking to me like that? 450 00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,880 Trashing my friends. 451 00:29:18,220 --> 00:29:20,240 Don't, please, don't. Get off, it's too late. 452 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,100 Invading their homes. 453 00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:26,560 We left Spain, we came home, had a nice life. 454 00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:30,420 I got involved at the golf club, made new connections. 455 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:32,200 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please. 456 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,940 There's no need for you to do... Hang on a minute, these are my clothes. 457 00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,480 What are you doing? 458 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,980 Barbara, come on! Babs, please! 459 00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:45,810 Look, we can talk about this for God's sake. Sit down, have a cup of tea and we 460 00:29:45,810 --> 00:29:47,070 can talk about it. Please, come on. 461 00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:48,650 I'm sorry. 462 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:51,830 Nice. 463 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:54,070 Nice. 464 00:29:58,250 --> 00:30:03,690 Sleeping on your sofa for a while. 465 00:30:03,910 --> 00:30:04,910 What happened? 466 00:30:04,970 --> 00:30:05,970 A little argument. 467 00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:07,970 Nothing. 468 00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:10,010 Right. 469 00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:14,820 Actually, these walls are paper thin, so I basically heard everything. 470 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,940 I think she might have a point. 471 00:30:20,740 --> 00:30:21,740 I'm sorry? 472 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:27,800 Well, perhaps this is more to do with how you feel about people like Peter. 473 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:29,060 Oh, don't you start. 474 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:32,540 The last person I need relationship advice from is you. 475 00:30:33,300 --> 00:30:35,320 How are things in Happyland, by the way? 476 00:30:35,580 --> 00:30:36,580 You mean with Janet? 477 00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,280 Well, I really think we might have something... Sid, please! 478 00:30:40,490 --> 00:30:44,350 Get your head out of the clouds, for heaven's sake. You are 60 years of age. 479 00:30:45,070 --> 00:30:46,250 You bear the scars. 480 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:47,570 You more than anyone. 481 00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:53,030 And still you exhibit this almost psychotic level of optimism when you're 482 00:30:53,030 --> 00:30:53,809 around women. 483 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,390 Life is not like that, Sid. 484 00:30:56,610 --> 00:31:00,650 Sometimes people just grab you by the balls and kick you in the teeth. 485 00:31:00,890 --> 00:31:02,090 I'd have to be pretty flexible. 486 00:31:02,350 --> 00:31:03,350 Do you want me to demonstrate? 487 00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:07,550 I can demonstrate. No, no, it's fine. I think I just worked it out. 488 00:31:08,650 --> 00:31:09,870 I'm just saying... 489 00:31:10,879 --> 00:31:11,879 Brace yourself. 490 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:13,860 Right. 491 00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:22,020 Also, er... ..Joe is still staying here, so you'll have to share the sofa bed 492 00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:23,020 with him. 493 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,680 I'm not sharing the sofa bed with him. 494 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:27,000 He's your son. You can share the sofa. 495 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:28,820 Where do you sleep? 496 00:31:29,580 --> 00:31:30,580 In your bed. 497 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,080 OK, er, thing is... I'm in there, you're on the sofa. 498 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,280 End of story. 499 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,560 Nice place, this. 500 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:52,500 It's not bad for my local, is it? 501 00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:02,340 Janet, as you get older, your priorities 502 00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:03,340 change. 503 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:05,260 You're mellow. 504 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,460 You realise what's important. 505 00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:16,200 Yeah. Yeah, that's true, actually, cos when I was younger, I always preferred a 506 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,540 pub with a jukebox, but... 507 00:32:18,140 --> 00:32:19,140 I can't stand them now. 508 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:20,740 It's funny, that, isn't it? 509 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,620 I suppose it's the same with relationships, too. 510 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,520 I mean, I used to prefer somewhere with a bit of a jukebox and lots of noise, 511 00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:33,340 but they never seemed to last very long, always closing down. 512 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:41,340 But nowadays, now that I'm older, I 513 00:32:41,340 --> 00:32:43,220 really prefer somewhere like this. 514 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:46,480 And I think I'd like to stay here. 515 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,200 With you. 516 00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:51,560 For the rest of my life. 517 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:55,320 What? In the anchor? 518 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,200 No. I mean, it's... It's a metaphor. 519 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,280 You're right, it's not working. 520 00:33:05,660 --> 00:33:11,300 What I'm trying to say is... I'm a romantic at heart. 521 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,100 Always have been. 522 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,880 And I need the nourishment. 523 00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:19,750 and closeness that love can provide. 524 00:33:22,610 --> 00:33:23,650 I love you, Janet. 525 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,370 And I want to commit to you, too. 526 00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:37,170 Sid! 527 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,280 It's a wedding ring. 528 00:33:56,260 --> 00:33:57,440 It was Maria's. 529 00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:59,180 She left it on the sink. 530 00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:03,020 I thought it could be a standard until I get my finances together. 531 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:06,540 Oh, Sid. 532 00:34:07,820 --> 00:34:09,620 Oh, I do love you. 533 00:34:14,780 --> 00:34:15,780 How is that? 534 00:34:16,199 --> 00:34:20,820 Still a little inside out. Maybe try a steeper backswing. Might be easier to 535 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,980 swing through on the outside. 536 00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:23,500 I'm not sure what you mean. 537 00:34:24,110 --> 00:34:25,110 Well, let me show you. 538 00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:27,330 No, you keep that. 539 00:34:28,030 --> 00:34:29,030 Take a stance. 540 00:34:35,909 --> 00:34:36,909 Like this. 541 00:34:37,310 --> 00:34:38,690 Okay, I think I've got it now. 542 00:34:40,210 --> 00:34:41,210 Relax. 543 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:42,710 Nice and easy. 544 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:45,010 Uh, 545 00:34:47,949 --> 00:34:48,949 Peter. 546 00:34:49,530 --> 00:34:50,870 I was thinking. 547 00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:55,949 Um... Well, I was worried that some people might misinterpret the nature of 548 00:34:55,949 --> 00:35:01,250 our friendship, might think that it's more than a friendship, which, of 549 00:35:01,250 --> 00:35:02,189 course, it could never be. 550 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:04,990 My God, of course. I hope you didn't feel I was being inappropriate. 551 00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:11,590 Oh, God, no, I didn't mean... No, because I was just trying to... Look, of 552 00:35:11,590 --> 00:35:13,590 course we're just good friends. 553 00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:19,430 You're delightful company, you're obviously very attractive, but I'm still 554 00:35:19,430 --> 00:35:20,430 in love with my wife. 555 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,080 Yes, I know. 556 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:25,040 I mourn her every day. 557 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:27,020 Still. 558 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,280 I'm sorry. I wish I hadn't said anything. I don't know why I did. 559 00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:36,340 No, no, I'm glad that you felt you could be so candid, that we could clear it up, 560 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:39,260 because I do enjoy your company. 561 00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:41,620 So do I. 562 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:43,560 Come on, then. 563 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,120 Let's crack on, shall we? 564 00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:52,380 Thanks for coming, lads. 565 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,960 You know why we're here. 566 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:59,700 Following our investigations, it seems that Rackham's pad poses a novel 567 00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:00,920 combination of challenges. 568 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:05,500 First up is the silent alarm system. This is the first time we've encountered 569 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:09,840 one of these on a residential job, and it works on exactly the same principles 570 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,600 with a bank, but with one key difference. Sorry, Morris. 571 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,140 Headling? The job's definitely happening. 572 00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,440 Why wouldn't it be? 573 00:36:20,439 --> 00:36:26,040 Well, no, it's just that, er... You know, after what happened with Barbara 574 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,960 and everything, we just assumed that you'd have called it off. 575 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:31,800 If I call it off, I won't be able to get the bracelet back, will I? 576 00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:37,080 No. Unless I can prove that Rackham's lifted it, I can look forward to 577 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:38,840 spending the rest of my natural run at Sid's. 578 00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:42,860 Except there's no guarantee Rackham actually took the bracelet. Although 579 00:36:42,860 --> 00:36:46,560 young Nick did say that his prints were all over Maurice's flat. 580 00:36:46,780 --> 00:36:48,400 Yeah, well, according to Babs... Barbara! 581 00:36:51,140 --> 00:36:54,940 Invited Rackham round to the flat earlier in the week. Look, what do you 582 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,200 do? Hold a glass to the wall. 583 00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:57,600 No paper thin, Mo. 584 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,320 So you've actually got nothing on him? I know he's got the bracelet. I can feel 585 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,720 it. You sure this feeling isn't something else? What's that supposed to 586 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:10,420 mean? I'm just saying, you are certain, are you? I just want to try and prove 587 00:37:10,420 --> 00:37:11,760 that he's got the bracelet, Sid. 588 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,080 Remember what it took to nick it in the first place? 589 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,280 I can't... 590 00:37:19,359 --> 00:37:22,900 Force the two of you to join me. I mean, for the life of me, I can't see what's 591 00:37:22,900 --> 00:37:23,900 in it for you. 592 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,720 If I can get the bracelet back, I think I can get Laps back too. 593 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:33,320 Who's in? 594 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,640 Because the house is set back from the road, we'll pull up short and walk. 595 00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,940 We don't want to wake up the dogs, do we? 596 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,560 The bracelet must be in one of the three safes. 597 00:37:51,790 --> 00:37:54,370 The main alarm system is on a wireless piggyback. 598 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:57,770 It can be disabled by the broadband filter Hadley installed earlier. 599 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:02,470 Yarnick assures me this is the kind of thing he can achieve in his sleep. 600 00:38:09,970 --> 00:38:10,970 You're in. 601 00:38:12,110 --> 00:38:14,910 Once the main alarm is disabled, we go in the easy way. 602 00:38:15,590 --> 00:38:16,630 Through the front door. 603 00:38:21,450 --> 00:38:26,790 Once in, we'll make our way quickly and quietly to the library and the first 604 00:38:26,790 --> 00:38:27,790 safe. 605 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:09,040 Two soaps down. 606 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,660 Bedroom. What would we expect? 607 00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:27,380 uh oh 608 00:40:38,090 --> 00:40:39,090 you 609 00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:12,470 What's the matter? 610 00:41:14,530 --> 00:41:15,530 It's not here. 611 00:41:15,610 --> 00:41:17,030 What? Oh, great. 612 00:41:17,730 --> 00:41:20,290 It's not there. The bloody bracelet isn't in there. 613 00:41:20,630 --> 00:41:23,210 What do you mean it's not there? Look properly. I just did. 614 00:41:27,350 --> 00:41:29,610 Your jealousy has blinded you. 615 00:41:30,910 --> 00:41:34,050 So he obviously doesn't have it, does he? We don't know that. 616 00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:35,189 Yes, we do. 617 00:41:35,190 --> 00:41:39,210 He doesn't have the thing you jealous... Look, why don't you just admit you're 618 00:41:39,210 --> 00:41:40,250 wrong and let's get out of here? 619 00:41:43,299 --> 00:41:46,300 Dogs. They're coming up. All right, deal with them. Me? 620 00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:50,200 No, no chance. Don't do dogs. Especially not guard dogs. 621 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:51,840 What are you talking about? You're the muscle. 622 00:41:52,140 --> 00:41:54,200 You do the dogs like your dad always used to. 623 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:58,120 Why are you drugged rib-eyes? You expect me to carry raw meat about in my 624 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:02,940 pockets? Verdon always carried a paper bag with drugged steaks in his pants. 625 00:42:03,180 --> 00:42:04,180 Are you serious? 626 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,780 These are dog chain cabana. 627 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,200 Well, 628 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,340 you drug the boogers. 629 00:42:10,700 --> 00:42:12,000 You wrestle them. Your choice. 630 00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:15,900 Oh, get away from the door. They can smell fear. 631 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,280 Let's see if they can do the trick. 632 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,420 Good dogs. Nice doggies. Here, fish! 633 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:47,050 You missed a secondary alarm system. I knew you weren't paying attention. 634 00:42:47,290 --> 00:42:49,310 This is not the time or the place. We need to get down. 635 00:42:50,790 --> 00:42:52,230 How high do you reckon we are? 636 00:42:52,790 --> 00:42:54,350 Oh, I can't look. 637 00:42:54,590 --> 00:42:55,549 I'm scared of heights. 638 00:42:55,550 --> 00:42:56,550 I'm sorry. 639 00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:57,610 What? 640 00:43:01,810 --> 00:43:02,810 I'll kill you! 641 00:43:03,130 --> 00:43:04,130 I'll kill you! 642 00:43:05,090 --> 00:43:07,750 It's like the Waldorf Astoria all over again, isn't it? 643 00:43:08,050 --> 00:43:09,330 Here's to the Waldorf. 644 00:43:13,690 --> 00:43:15,090 Janet, I should get this. 645 00:43:15,890 --> 00:43:16,890 Oh, hi, hon. 646 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:18,010 No, it's fine. 647 00:43:18,130 --> 00:43:20,130 Me and Maurice are just having a bit of a jog. 648 00:43:21,330 --> 00:43:22,330 We're going to make it. 649 00:43:22,630 --> 00:43:24,690 We're really going to make it. No, we can't. 650 00:43:25,110 --> 00:43:28,490 Dogs! It's Friday, isn't it? Helen's due. Oh, my God. 651 00:43:29,310 --> 00:43:30,810 Sorry, love. Can you hang on a sec? 652 00:43:34,170 --> 00:43:40,830 So now it's my fault? 653 00:43:41,450 --> 00:43:43,170 Dogs are not my responsibility. 654 00:43:44,350 --> 00:43:45,350 Oh, that's right. 655 00:43:45,550 --> 00:43:46,770 Always comes back to Headley. 656 00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,790 I'm going to need a proper job description. 657 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:50,988 Sorry, love. 658 00:43:50,990 --> 00:43:53,510 So, what's on at the movies tomorrow night? 659 00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:55,870 I'll see you later, then. 660 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:57,170 Bye. 661 00:43:59,090 --> 00:44:00,230 No, you hang up. 662 00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:04,170 No, you hang up. 663 00:44:05,590 --> 00:44:06,590 We're going to get trapped. 664 00:44:07,070 --> 00:44:08,670 They're going to catch us. You hang up. 665 00:44:08,990 --> 00:44:10,130 Hey, hey! 666 00:44:12,029 --> 00:44:16,370 Time you started paying attention, Sidney. All right. All right, keep your 667 00:44:16,370 --> 00:44:17,370 head up. 668 00:44:20,590 --> 00:44:21,590 Music, anyone? 669 00:44:24,990 --> 00:44:28,430 Can't stay long. I'm going over to Janet's in a minute. Are you really? 670 00:44:29,070 --> 00:44:30,070 Hey. 671 00:44:30,890 --> 00:44:32,030 Turn the lights off, then. 672 00:44:32,310 --> 00:44:33,690 Why, are you paying the bills? 673 00:44:39,070 --> 00:44:40,530 Maybe you should cool it with Janet. 674 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:45,150 You are. Look, break up, just, you know, slow down a bit. 675 00:44:45,930 --> 00:44:47,290 Or break up's up to you. 676 00:44:48,790 --> 00:44:53,070 Well, you're doing what you always do, Sid. You're just going off at the deep 677 00:44:53,070 --> 00:44:55,050 end and putting us all at risk in the process. 678 00:44:55,430 --> 00:44:58,430 You just can't be happy for me, can you? I'm thinking of you. 679 00:44:58,670 --> 00:44:59,670 No, you're not. 680 00:45:00,690 --> 00:45:01,750 You're thinking of yourself. 681 00:45:03,430 --> 00:45:06,230 Because of this mess you're in about this racket. 682 00:45:06,510 --> 00:45:07,510 Yeah, you are. 683 00:45:07,750 --> 00:45:10,270 And don't pretend it's him who's nicked the bracelet either. 684 00:45:11,430 --> 00:45:13,010 It's the breedings that's the problem, innit? 685 00:45:13,790 --> 00:45:17,750 Fact is, he's all money. Yeah, all money. And the miss is getting old. 686 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:21,150 You're dangerous, Sid. I didn't set up that rating. You don't concentrate when 687 00:45:21,150 --> 00:45:23,810 you're in love. I never went charging in there, Bob. You lose focus. 688 00:45:24,190 --> 00:45:27,750 Just to prove Rackham's an old liar. You have to choose. You're the risk. It's 689 00:45:27,750 --> 00:45:29,470 the gang or your conquest. 690 00:45:29,830 --> 00:45:31,190 She isn't my conquest. 691 00:45:32,610 --> 00:45:33,950 She's my fiancée. 692 00:45:34,950 --> 00:45:35,950 Yeah. 693 00:45:36,490 --> 00:45:37,490 You heard. 694 00:45:39,410 --> 00:45:40,410 We're in love. 695 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,220 And we want to spend the rest of our lives together. 696 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:52,340 So if you're asking me to choose between you and her, this time, I get the girl. 697 00:45:54,060 --> 00:45:58,280 And as far as the gang's concerned, consider me officially quit. 698 00:46:17,980 --> 00:46:18,980 Got it? 699 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,060 Oh, you daft apeth. You should have stayed in bed. I was going to bring this 700 00:47:00,060 --> 00:47:01,060 to you. 701 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,280 What's the matter? 702 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:04,380 Are you all right? 703 00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,600 What have you done? 704 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,440 What have you gone and done? 705 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:18,960 Sorry. 706 00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:21,320 It was just there. 707 00:47:24,270 --> 00:47:28,710 You'd gone to get the fish and chips. We were out of milk for the tea, so I put 708 00:47:28,710 --> 00:47:31,490 my head round the door and there it was. 709 00:47:35,750 --> 00:47:36,750 I'm so sorry. 710 00:47:38,390 --> 00:47:39,390 But why? 711 00:47:42,070 --> 00:47:44,210 Why does anyone steal anything, hmm? 712 00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:46,490 I'm broke. 713 00:47:47,430 --> 00:47:48,830 And it was so beautiful. 714 00:47:49,510 --> 00:47:50,870 The kind you dream of. 715 00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:53,670 We could have been great together. 716 00:48:15,950 --> 00:48:17,150 Didn't expect you back. 717 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:20,130 Do you want to share my lunch? 718 00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:29,240 on with Janet. 719 00:48:29,340 --> 00:48:30,340 Oh, Sid. 720 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,160 Let's face it. 721 00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:37,300 I've been married four times. 722 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:39,020 She's been married thrice. 723 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,960 That's seven times between us. 724 00:48:43,220 --> 00:48:44,280 This would have been eight. 725 00:48:46,120 --> 00:48:48,860 We're always going to figure out a way to screw it up. 726 00:48:52,740 --> 00:48:54,000 But this beats the lot. 727 00:48:58,570 --> 00:49:00,210 Didn't even get out the starting gate. 728 00:49:03,510 --> 00:49:04,510 So, come on. 729 00:49:06,050 --> 00:49:07,110 Let's get it over with. 730 00:49:07,430 --> 00:49:08,430 What? 731 00:49:09,110 --> 00:49:10,110 Say it. 732 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:11,250 Say what? 733 00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:12,950 Say it. 734 00:49:14,650 --> 00:49:16,110 Say what you're bursting to say. 735 00:49:19,590 --> 00:49:20,690 Where'd you find it, then? 736 00:49:21,970 --> 00:49:23,490 Eh? Well, bracelet. 737 00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:24,710 Was it under the sofa? 738 00:49:25,470 --> 00:49:27,770 No. The reason we finished... 739 00:49:28,010 --> 00:49:29,010 You don't understand. 740 00:49:29,030 --> 00:49:30,030 I do. 741 00:49:30,770 --> 00:49:31,770 Perfectly. 742 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:33,750 Thank you, Sid. 743 00:49:34,010 --> 00:49:36,290 And, by the way, don't worry. 744 00:49:36,610 --> 00:49:39,830 No more passing comments about affairs of the heart. 745 00:49:40,170 --> 00:49:41,170 Your heart. 746 00:49:42,390 --> 00:49:43,950 You are as you are, Sid. 747 00:49:44,870 --> 00:49:46,750 I should build statues to you, mate. 748 00:49:48,930 --> 00:49:50,450 I'll see you in the hoogie later. 749 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:58,280 Slowly, does it? 750 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:01,800 Well done. 751 00:50:02,940 --> 00:50:08,100 And champagne for lunch. 752 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,210 You were right about Peter Rackham. 753 00:50:31,450 --> 00:50:33,770 I feel so stupid. 754 00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:36,210 What did he do? 755 00:50:36,510 --> 00:50:38,190 Oh, nothing. It's all right. 756 00:50:38,490 --> 00:50:44,910 It's just... He's not the man I thought he was. 757 00:50:45,290 --> 00:50:46,870 I am such a fool. 758 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,250 No, you're not. 759 00:50:50,330 --> 00:50:51,870 He didn't steal the bracelet. 760 00:50:52,230 --> 00:50:54,290 What? You were right about that. 761 00:50:56,350 --> 00:50:57,350 Who did? 762 00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:58,610 No one, really. 763 00:50:59,070 --> 00:51:00,830 It's a bit of a mistake. 764 00:51:01,750 --> 00:51:02,770 But it's back. 765 00:51:03,590 --> 00:51:04,630 That's all that matters. 766 00:51:06,830 --> 00:51:09,890 And we are... together. 767 00:51:11,590 --> 00:51:12,590 Which is good. 768 00:51:14,090 --> 00:51:16,110 You did let Rackham get to you. 769 00:51:18,890 --> 00:51:21,890 It was a tricky thing, you know, confidence. 770 00:51:23,250 --> 00:51:26,270 Some people are born with it, some... Why aren't you? 771 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:28,350 You're... 772 00:51:29,710 --> 00:51:31,030 You're the match of any man. 773 00:51:31,270 --> 00:51:33,770 Why ever lack it? 774 00:51:36,030 --> 00:51:38,730 It's not where you're from that counts. 775 00:51:44,410 --> 00:51:46,090 Your stolen bracelet. 776 00:51:48,950 --> 00:51:51,150 Everything you have is stolen. 777 00:51:52,430 --> 00:51:53,570 Apart from me. 778 00:51:53,970 --> 00:51:55,530 I'm here by choice. 779 00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:09,340 You were jolly well prepared to do the job. Watch out, Mum. I'm not. 780 00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:14,640 Three safes cracked in one night. None by force. 781 00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:17,120 The rumour was all round the golf club. 782 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:20,620 You're back at it. And have been for a while, haven't you? 783 00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,660 Don't you dare get caught, Morris Riley. 784 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,100 I don't want you growing old alone. 785 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:31,240 Don't you worry about that. 786 00:52:34,570 --> 00:52:35,950 I'll take Sid down with me. 787 00:52:42,870 --> 00:52:45,090 New menu seems to be going down all right. 788 00:52:45,390 --> 00:52:46,348 It was. 789 00:52:46,350 --> 00:52:47,810 We've run out of Madeira. What? 790 00:52:48,270 --> 00:52:51,950 They do say, don't they? Always try out a new recipe yourself before you inflict 791 00:52:51,950 --> 00:52:52,950 it on anybody else. 792 00:52:54,170 --> 00:52:57,290 Beef and avocado and parsnip reduction. 793 00:52:58,150 --> 00:52:59,150 Very unusual. 794 00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:00,610 It's lovely. 795 00:53:00,990 --> 00:53:02,930 I'm sure we'll never know how much. 796 00:53:06,050 --> 00:53:07,750 Sid, do you smell something? 797 00:53:08,150 --> 00:53:09,150 Oh, no. 798 00:53:10,470 --> 00:53:11,770 I've got some Madeira. 799 00:53:13,950 --> 00:53:14,950 Helen? 800 00:53:16,810 --> 00:53:17,810 Helen? 801 00:53:19,630 --> 00:53:20,630 Hey. 802 00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:23,770 What's up? 803 00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:24,870 It's ruined. 804 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:27,190 My main thing I was doing. 805 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:28,450 No. 806 00:53:28,690 --> 00:53:29,690 It's all right. 807 00:53:30,370 --> 00:53:31,370 I've got some. 808 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:34,350 Madeira. It's ruined anyway. 809 00:53:34,970 --> 00:53:36,070 I burnt it to a cinder. 810 00:53:37,690 --> 00:53:40,370 It smells all right. 811 00:53:40,570 --> 00:53:41,570 Well, it's not. 812 00:53:42,090 --> 00:53:43,090 I've overcooked it. 813 00:53:43,590 --> 00:53:44,710 I overcook everything. 814 00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:46,090 What are you on about? 815 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:47,310 We haven't got it. 816 00:53:48,770 --> 00:53:49,770 Hadley and me. 817 00:53:49,890 --> 00:53:50,890 Have we? 818 00:53:50,950 --> 00:53:52,450 What? Style. 819 00:53:53,250 --> 00:53:54,250 Taste. 820 00:53:54,510 --> 00:53:55,510 I don't know. 821 00:53:56,790 --> 00:53:58,590 We haven't got it. 822 00:53:59,590 --> 00:54:00,590 Them. 823 00:54:01,170 --> 00:54:02,170 In there. 824 00:54:03,070 --> 00:54:04,270 You worried about them? 825 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,240 Helen, look. 826 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:13,160 You... You talk to Maurice about what kind of people they are. 827 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:15,800 You'll get a lot of spittle in your face. 828 00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:20,580 Seriously, they're like a coachload of tourists. 829 00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:22,260 They are. 830 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:27,240 They allow themselves to get driven along while Nigella What's-Her-Face 831 00:54:27,240 --> 00:54:31,300 comes on the microphone and says, if you just look out on your right-hand side, 832 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:33,160 that's what you should be eating. 833 00:54:33,870 --> 00:54:37,490 And then the skinny bird with the big, you know... Well, they come on and they 834 00:54:37,490 --> 00:54:40,570 say, if you look out the other side, you ought to be wearing that. 835 00:54:42,630 --> 00:54:43,670 You're an explorer. 836 00:54:44,730 --> 00:54:46,570 And explorers go their own way. 837 00:54:47,050 --> 00:54:48,230 You take risks. 838 00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:51,270 And people build statues to them. 839 00:54:51,950 --> 00:54:55,410 What you're doing here, you're wearing your heart on your sleeve, aren't you? 840 00:54:56,270 --> 00:54:58,650 And that's the only place for it. I've learnt that. 841 00:54:59,530 --> 00:55:03,290 No matter what setbacks, you stick to your guns, Ellen. 842 00:55:03,630 --> 00:55:04,630 I'm going to. 843 00:55:06,550 --> 00:55:07,810 You're a lovely nun, Sid. 844 00:55:18,170 --> 00:55:20,490 The thing of beauty is a joy forever. 845 00:55:20,790 --> 00:55:22,350 Its loveliness increases. 846 00:55:22,710 --> 00:55:24,590 It will never pass into nothingness. 847 00:55:25,010 --> 00:55:30,510 But still will keep a bower quiet for us. And a sleep full of sweet dreams and 848 00:55:30,510 --> 00:55:32,630 health. And quiet breathing. 849 00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,520 You thinking about her? 850 00:55:35,140 --> 00:55:36,138 It's her. 851 00:55:36,140 --> 00:55:37,200 The hard lady. 852 00:55:37,660 --> 00:55:38,660 You must be Lee. 853 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,620 Pleased to meet you. He's a nice boy. 854 00:55:42,060 --> 00:55:43,720 This damn thing's cursed. 855 00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:45,400 Vernon, it is not cursed. 856 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,580 The man's about to take my daughter to America. 857 00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:51,520 Put her on the stage in a corset in front of 200 slavering New Yorkers. I 858 00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,700 just want him to know that I haven't got a problem with it. 859 00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:55,680 It's the one safe you couldn't crack. 860 00:55:55,900 --> 00:56:00,740 That safe is not cursed! You worked in a bank for 40 years. 861 00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,940 They didn't know each other's second names, because he'd only changed it the 862 00:56:03,940 --> 00:56:04,940 day before. 863 00:56:05,180 --> 00:56:07,140 Riley. It was originally Hungarian. 864 00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:10,680 Arr. Arr. You know what it is, Mo? It's the curse. 865 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,700 That thing is enchanted! 866 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:13,900 Rubbish! Oh! 867 00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:16,160 Says the man with spit on his eyebrows. 868 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,078 You're insane. 869 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,080 Flippin' heck. 870 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:20,080 It's too smooth, some brave heart. 871 00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:24,700 We decided a long time ago to keep Grace's world separate from ours. 872 00:56:27,180 --> 00:56:29,060 And it was the right decision. 873 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:32,840 I hate to bring up the subject of the curse here. I dare you to.